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Do you have a question about life, love, or faith? Submit it online, fill out the form below or email it to melfert@stjohns-cathedral.org.

By Martin Elfert

Hey Rev!

Is going clubbing a sin even if you don’t take part in any of the promiscuous activity that clubbing is often associated with? My girlfriend and I, of about two years, just turned 18 this year so we’re legal to go clubbing. However, clubbing isn’t really my thing because I don’t like alcohol and I don’t really like dancing. I’ve also never been clubbing before so maybe that’s why I don’t know what it’s like. My girlfriend has never been either, but she wants to go because it’s fun and she gets to hang out with her friends and dress up.  The thing is, that somehow bothers me, I don’t know why. 

I do trust her very much and know she won’t be there flirting with other guys. She also isn’t a very experienced drinker so she can’t drink much. So I guess she really is going there just to have fun with her friends. 

I trust her but I don’t trust other guys being drunk around her. And so it always leaves me very frustrated each time she says she wants to go clubbing. Maybe it’s because I feel I want to protect her from other guys out there. I know that a lot of this stems from all the insecurities I have and I know that I cannot control her and tell what to do. One thing I can control is how I feel towards it. How can I change so that I no longer have to feel this burden of frustration and these insecurities I have of my girlfriend going clubbing?

– Anthony

House-ad_SPO_FKB_new_0429139Dear Anthony:

The neurologist and author Oliver Sacks tells the story of a patient who is haunted by a nightmare. This patient is afraid to go to sleep because, every time that she does, a monster chases her. She spends her nights tossing in bed while her dream-self flees from the horror that is running just behind her.

Sacks asks the patient: What does the monster look like?

And the patient replies: I don’t know. I’ve never looked at it.

And so Sacks advises her to turn around and look at whoever or whatever is chasing her. He doesn’t tell us what the patient sees when she turns around. But he does say that the nightmare never comes to her again.

It is time, Anthony, for you and your girlfriend to go clubbing. Grit your teeth, buy yourself a good set of earplugs, and get your-I-don’t-really-like-dancing-self out onto the dance floor. Clubbing — this thing that you have never witnessed firsthand, this thing that has built itself up in your imagination into an almost inconceivably vile and dangerous monster — is something that you need to turn around and look at.

Now, I’m not promising that going to a club is going to get rid of 100 percent of your anxieties. There probably will be people at the club who are drinking altogether too much. And there will assuredly be men at the club who are interested in having sex with your girlfriend. (I don’t know how to tell you this, Anthony, but there are men at the bus stop and the grocery store and at your church who are interested in having sex with your girlfriend.) But I am willing to bet that the brick-and-mortar club in which you will actually stand will be a vastly less scary and a vastly less sinful place than the one that exists in your mind’s eye.

Here’s the thing, Anthony: part of being a grown-up who leaves the house and who enjoys life involves encountering a certain amount of danger. Most of us respond to that danger by making the safest choices that we can: we wear a seatbelts and ski helmets; we put lights on our bicycles; we let people know where we’re going before we start hiking into the backcountry. We recognize, in other words, that being alive involves risk and we do the best that we can to minimize that risk. Your girlfriend is doing the best that she can to minimize the already small risks of clubbing by planning to go with her friends; it is going to be vastly harder for a predator to slip a sedative into her drink when she is with friends who are committed to seeing one another home safely.

There are two really important and really reassuring things your letter, Anthony. First, you say that, “I know that I cannot control [my girlfriend] and tell what to do.” Amen. Any effort to control your girlfriend and to stop her from going out, any guilt-inducing insistence that clubbing is sinful and reckless, probably won’t do much to keep your girlfriend off the dance floor. What it probably will do is to build up the resentment between the two of you.

Second, you say, “I trust her.” Amen again. Trust that your girlfriend is an adult. Trust that your girlfriend is taking a negligible and a well-considered risk by going clubbing. Trust that your girlfriend and her friends are smart, responsible, strong women who have the tools they need to deal with drunks on the dance floor.

Last of all, trust the possibility that your girlfriend is interested in an activity that might not only be sin-free but that might also be fun. In other words, get dressed up and go. You probably won’t find any monsters in the club. And you might even be surprised to find out that you kind of like dancing.

About Martin Elfert

Martin Elfert
The Rev. Martin Elfert is an immigrant to the Christian faith. After the birth of his first child, he began to wonder about the ways in which God was at work in his life and in the world. In response to this wondering, he joined Christ Church Cathedral in Vancouver, British Columbia, where he and his new son were baptized at the Easter Vigil in 2005 and where the community encouraged him to seek ordination. Martin served on the staff of the Episcopal Cathedral of St. John the Evangelist in Spokane, Wash. from 2011-2015. He is now the rector of Grace Memorial Episcopal Church in Portland, Oreg.

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10 comments

  1. Thank as usual Martin for dropping it as it if we’re hot…

  2. Good day, I am happy Anthony is concerned about his relationship with God and his desire to repent and please God. How is your reationship with your wife? Is there any unforgiveness lurking in your hearts?If there is such between you and your wife or any one else, you have to make peace with them and forgive them. Unforgiveness is wrong and a sin.